Have you Seen the Film “After Earth?”

I recently rented that Will Smith movie called “After Earth.”  Have you seen it?  It was so bad, it should have been called “After Birth.”  To be honest, I only watched about 15 minutes of it, but I just couldn’t take it.  Here is one of the shots of the movie.  If I had seen this first, I don’t think I would have put in my Netflix cue!  I mean really, what is this supposed to be?


I have been trying my hand at writing children’s books.  So far, I have been turned down by every publishing house I have approached.  I can’t understand why they aren’t more interested.  Here are some of the working titles:

  • Jimmy and the Haunted Toothbrush
  • Doug and the Demonic Dog House
  • Freddy and the Possessed Pajamas
  • Grandpa’s Haunted Slippers
  • The Scary Witches Who Lived in the Bathtub on the Second Floor
  • Sally and the Scary Seesaw
  • Rex, the Homicidal Weiner Dog
  • The Magic Jawbreaker
  • The Vampires of Bakersfield
  • Uncle John’s Haunted Dental Floss

I may just have to publish them online, right here.

Well that’s about it.  I have to get back to the game.

4 Comments Add yours

  1. The Scary Witches Who Lived in the Bathtub on the Second Floor
    ^ That’s the best contender.

  2. rebecca2000 says:

    LOL, I think you should publish them right here. Honestly though, those titles are great. I know you’re saying it in jest, but my kids liked scary stuff when they were really little but couldn’t handle. Scary pjs would tickle their fancies though.

    1. The Witches in the Bathtub has gotten the biggest response. The only thing that can repel them is enchanted body wash.

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