Do you know what magnetism is? It is the unexplained universal force that attracts objects to refrigerators.
Scientists say that judgment is the first thing people lose when they drink alcohol. That doesn’t seem right to me. Every drinker I have ever met has never had any trouble judging me. And I have known many!
Did you know that over 20 million balloons will be filled with helium for this year’s New Year’s Eve celebrations? Personally, I think that number is overly inflated.
A friend of mine claims to have perfect pitch. However, his hitting and fielding needs work.
Have a great Christmas, everyone! Don’t drink too much and lose your judgment. (Or get arrested and see what real judgment is all about!)