Do Not Read This!


I thought I told you not to read this.

Did you know that Bob Dylan and David Bowie are releasing a new album?  It is called “The Times They Are a Cha-Cha-Changing.” They are also considering the title “Mr. Tambourine Man From Mars.”

Last week I saw the film “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.”  It was very well done.  It was closed-captioned for those who don’t speak primate.

I have a friend who works at the Bureau.  When I asked him where his office was, he said it was right between the socks and the T-Shirts.

I have another friend who is taking acting lessons.  He hopes to one day be Acting Mayor.

Do you know the most common hand lotion used by hospitals?  Intensive Care.

If you receive correspondence from a company whose title contains the word “Solutions” you most likely have a problem.

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