I am Alive and Well

I will have to make this quick.  I was right, I did offend certain religious groups with my idea for a Bouncy House Sweat Lodge.  On the night of June 17th I went to sleep in my bed and woke up four hours later with my hands and feet tied, laying face down in the trunk of a very smelly car as it sped along the highway towards the docks.

I am being held in a very cold and dark room in what I am pretty sure is a warehouse located near Pier 43.  My feet are tied to a chair, but this evening I was finally able to get my hands free.  Lucky for me I was able to reach a laptop, and it has an internet connection that is faster than the one at my house.

I will keep you posted on my progress on getting out of this situation.  If you see my wife tell her I love her.

That is all.

One comment

  1. I am sure he is OK. I wouldn’t worry about him. Whatever you do, DO NOT go to Pier 43 to look for him. It would be a colossal waste of time. He isn’t there, I am sure of it.

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