I was thinking about putting a bowling alley on my roof. It should be pretty simple since the gutters are already there. What do you think? It’s a good idea, right?
In my home, we have an understanding with the ants. They don’t come inside the house, and we don’t hurt them when we find them in our hummingbird feeders. In order for them to get to the food they must first traverse a wire the size of, well, an ant! How can we hurt them after all of that effort? We always leave the bugs alone in our house. There are currently 2 spiders living in my bathroom that are bigger than your average bathroom spider.
Last week I had a dentist appointment. After being administered the requisite novacaine and cotton balls, I had the following conversation with my dentist:
Dentist: So, how is the family?
Me: Ermm erm ermy erm-erm-arm-erm-ormy…..ERM!
Me: Oom…Oom Erm Erm…Erm….OOM-OOM-ERMY-ARM-ORMY!
Dentist: Did they bring the kids?
Me: Erm ERM Erm-Erm Oom Oom
Dentist: Oh, that is so wonderful.
Me: Erm ERM ERM! OOM URM ERM URM?
Dentist: Well, of course I will.
Me: Arm Arm ERM URM OOM IRM ERM ERM ERM ARMY?!
Dentist: No, there are Thirty-Two teeth in the human mouth, not 26.
Me: ERM OOM OOM ERM ARM!!
Dentist: I went to Dental School, I know what I am talking about. How dare you “ERM OOM OOM ERM ARM” me!
Me: Arm Ermy
Dentist: Well, don’t worry about it.
Me: Arm Arm ERM URM OOM IRM ERM ERM ERM ARMY?
Dentist: Yes, I am sure. 32 teeth.
Me: Well, you did go to dental school……