Porky Pig Was Very Wise

  • The Good Book tells us to love our neighbor.  Whoever wrote that obviously didn’t live in my neighborhood.  Do you have the same problem?  If we were Azande (South America) or Nuer (North and South Sudan) we could settle our differences with a good clubbing.  I imagine those cultures have very few instances of high blood pressure.  (I don’t plan on clubbing anyone, just to be clear….)
  • It is just about time for me to get a haircut.  I don’t like barbershops, however.  I don’t approve of barbarism.  But you already knew that, since you know my stance on clubbing.
  • Our local police force is so broke that whenever a crime is committed they have to call an Uber to investigate.
  • Finally, in the words of Porky Pig……..

 

 

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