I’m Having a Groot Day!

Here is another ditty for you It’s kind of different, this is true I wrote out some notes in 4/4 time And then added Harmony on every line Most of it is in the key of G A very easy key for me I like to use it with a flute It seems to work, […]

A Song From Me to You

It’s been a while since I posted here And it’s got me in a tizzy It isn’t that I don’t still care It’s just that I’ve been busy I’ve been so busy lately composing Well that’s not entirely true I’ve tried my hand at words of prosing But it usually makes me blue Sometimes I can […]

The Fun Never Ends

A dog has been barking down the street Perhaps he doesn’t like the heat The whole neighborhood is in a tizzy We go to bed tired and wake up dizzy I don’t know what it’s all about That sound that emanates from his snout If he doesn’t stop this racket soon I’ll end up howling […]

Name That Tune

  Here is a little ditty That I think is almost heavenly I think it’s very witty And it premiered in 1870 It was written Peter Ilyad T. Whose birthday is May 7th It is 600 bars long, you see And here are the first eleven

The Shark Song

    The Shark Song When you’re a Shark The world is there for you You don’t fear the dark Because the dark fears you When you’re a Shark You dislike the Mets Your bite’s worse than your bark And you despise the Jets When you’re a Shark You look at the world wisely You’re pants […]

Thoughts on a Blue Day

Like they say, the world’s a stage And we realize that more as we age Nothing lasts forever, that is true I guess that applies to me and you My birthday is coming up in June Just three days after the full moon My age will once again end in zero Just like Ray Romano, […]

Just Another Saturday

I walked downstairs to get some food I was in a particularly sour mood My wife said “We have a situation” And those words are never heard with elation It happened in the morning, last Saturday The same thing happened to us back in May Me and the wife were sitting around the house When […]