Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

William Shatner is flying on a jet And he is out of work It’s stormy out and it’s quite wet But he’s not Captain Kirk He’s travelling with his trophy wife Who tells him not to smoke She’s known him almost all his life And thinks he’s a splendid bloke But soon after the plane […]

George The Hand Model

George is upset, that is apparent He’s moving back in with both his parents His dad is crazy and uses a walker And Kramer’s girlfriend is a low talker George and his parents go out to dinner The waiter there is not a winner He doesn’t even bring a menu His mom suggests a different […]

99 Birds in a Tree

Just this morning, after the rain I looked just beyond my window pane And saw 99 birds on a distant tree So I made a video, for you from me

More Twilight Zone Poetry

The response to last week’s Twilight Zone episode summary in poem form was astounding! With that, here is a poem about the episode called “Dead Man’s Shoes.” A homeless man who lives alone And can’t afford to use a phone Is changed one night, but not by booze When he finds a pair of magic […]

The Bathtub

Happy New Year to Everyone.  I hope it is the best year ever.  Yada Yada Yada. The Bathtub On January First of this year My bathtub was a mess I fear It had a different kind of reak That lingered there for that whole week I made a mental note to clean it And at […]

I Am Speechless!

I have been so stunned by the recent shift in the political landscape that I completely forgot to post anything here.  I know my readers have been wondering what is going on.  How can I put it?  I am speechless.  I am without speech! I was reading that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was asked […]

Where is That Episode of Chicago PD?

Like I said up there.  Where is the episode of Chicago PD that I was counting on?  It is Thursday, right?  That means that all of Wednesday night’s TV shows should be online.  But there is no Chicago PD, nor is there a Criminal Minds OR Empire.  Like, what gives? Has the very fabric of […]