Thoughts on a Blue Day

Like they say, the world’s a stage And we realize that more as we age Nothing lasts forever, that is true I guess that applies to me and you My birthday is coming up in June Just three days after the full moon My age will once again end in zero Just like Ray Romano, […]

Just Another Saturday

I walked downstairs to get some food I was in a particularly sour mood My wife said “We have a situation” And those words are never heard with elation It happened in the morning, last Saturday The same thing happened to us back in May Me and the wife were sitting around the house When […]

Ice Ice Baby

Hello Everyone. I wanted to share a recent plumbing experience I had with you.  No, I didn’t have a plumbing experience with you (we both would have remembered that, wouldn’t we?) Let me re-phrase that.  I want to share, with you, a plumbing experience I recently had. My shower drain was plugged up, so I did […]

What is the First Thing a Shoe Shine Person Says in the Morning?

Rise and Shine! Do you want to hear something ironic?  Internet Explorer keeps sending me pop-ups that say “Internet Explorer Just Blocked a Pop-Up.”  That’s great, Internet Explorer!  But aren’t you kind of defeating the purpose here? I was watching “The Haunting Hour” on Netflix earlier tonight.  There was an episode that had someone who was the “Master […]

I Avoid The Following

Here is a partial list of the 1,000 things that make me uneasy (listed in no particular order): Mail Delivery People Bag People Silent Films Graduate Students Art Gallery Administrative Personnel (excluding Receptionists) Parking Lots Car Washes (unless they are drive-through) Dirt Clods Rock Candy Cotton Candy Excessive Coupons at the Checkout Line Unintelligible Music […]