Pop Goes The Weasel

When I was just a little boy I seldom was alone My life was full of fun and joy While watching the Twilight Zone There was a certain episode About a monster and a rummy A telikenetic six-year old That was played by young Bill Mumy Bill Mumy was just six years old With aContinue reading “Pop Goes The Weasel”

The Newborn’s Guide to Living

THE NEWBORN’S GUIDE TO LIVING County General Hospital Maternity Ward Welcome to the World!  You are a newborn baby.  Several billion babies were born before you, and several billion will most likely follow. Here are some helpful hints and facts about you, the newborn baby, to help you along your way. You probably have manyContinue reading “The Newborn’s Guide to Living”

Today’s Comedy Routine

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.  Thanks for coming down to see the show.  My name is John G.  I am on Tuesdays and Fridays from six to eight.  My neighbor introduced me to his new wife recently.  He told me that she is one of those trophy wifes.  That might be right, but only forContinue reading “Today’s Comedy Routine”