Do you know what a vampire’s favorite moon is? Why, a blood moon, of course! Do you know what you call a bug on the moon? A lunar-tick. There are actual sites that have nothing but moon jokes (or close attempts). You probably already know this, but tonight there will be a blood moon. So watch out for vampires.

In honor of said red full moon, here are some songs for today, on this first Sunday of the new NFL Season. It’s here at last.