Short Stories

  • Pop Goes The Weasel

    “You’re a Bad Man! You’re a Very Bad Man!” When I was just a little boy I seldom was alone My life was full of fun and joy While watching the Twilight Zone There was a certain episodeAbout a monster and a rummyA telikenetic six-year oldThat was played by young Bill Mumy Bill Mumy was

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  • The Newborn’s Guide to Living– written by –County General Hospital Maternity Ward Staff Welcome to the World!  You are a newborn baby.  Several billion babies were born before you, and several billion will most likely follow. Here are some helpful hints and facts about you, the newborn baby, to help you along your way. You

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  • Nightclub Routine

    Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.  Thanks for coming down to see the show.  I am your host on Mondays and Wednesdays from 1:00 am until closing time. My neighbor introduced me to his new wife recently.  He told me that she is one of those trophy wifes.  That might be right, but only for “Honorable

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