Category Archives: Humor
Paint by Numbers
I guarantee you this is one-of-a-kind!
I Want To Believe
My Visual Analysis
Analysis of The Virgin Mary with Saints Thomas Aquinas and Paul by Bernardo Daddi, in Florence, Italy, 1335 It’s another painting with the Virgin Mary And she’s with two Saints, and one is hairy It’s done very well, this fact is true And the Virgin Mary is wearing blue Each of them have different posesContinue reading “My Visual Analysis”
Available Rock Band Names
The following is a small sampling of available Rock Band names: 1. The Weepers 2. The Leepers 3. The Night School Creepers 4. The Smelly Neighbors 5. Cheese on Rye, Ask Not Why 6. The Eczema Experience 7. The Face Slappers 8. The Ear Benders 9. Five Rude Dudes 10. Next Time Let’s Take TheContinue reading “Available Rock Band Names”
The Great Wave
Do you know the name of this painting? I will give you a hint It was done by a Master Artist Using a woodblock print He changed his address 100 times He was constantly on the move He would fill each house with all of his drawings And they would eventually have to move It’sContinue reading “The Great Wave”
Name That Tune
Here is a little ditty That I think is almost heavenly I think it’s very witty And it premiered in 1870 It was written Peter Ilyad T. Whose birthday is May 7th It is 600 bars long, you see And here are the first eleven
Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
William Shatner is flying on a jet And he is out of work It’s stormy out and it’s quite wet But he’s not Captain Kirk He’s travelling with his trophy wife Who tells him not to smoke She’s known him almost all his life And thinks he’s a splendid bloke But soon after the planeContinue reading “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet”
Pop Goes The Weasel
When I was just a little boy I seldom was alone My life was full of fun and joy While watching the Twilight Zone There was a certain episode About a monster and a rummy A telikenetic six-year old That was played by young Bill Mumy Bill Mumy was just six years old With aContinue reading “Pop Goes The Weasel”
