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A Ditty for the City

I wrote this ditty just this morning It really is quite simple It came on me without a warning Just like last week’s pimple I hope you like this simple song Perhaps I’ll add some words It’s only thirty seconds long And only has two chords  

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A Song From Me to You

It’s been a while since I posted here And it’s got me in a tizzy It isn’t that I don’t still care It’s just that I’ve been busy I’ve been so busy lately composing Well that’s not entirely true I’ve tried my hand at words of prosing But it usually makes me blue Sometimes I can be creative and witty It […]

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Thoughts on a Blue Day

Like they say, the world’s a stage And we realize that more as we age Nothing lasts forever, that is true I guess that applies to me and you My birthday is coming up in June Just three days after the full moon My age will once again end in zero Just like Ray Romano, my hero We’re all getting […]

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24 Legacy Poetry

The Senator’s Father is quite zany His part is played by Gerald McRaney And Eric Carter is an Army Ranger Whose entire life is fraught with danger So Gerald gave secrets to some bad guys And by doing so turned them into mad guys Who were awaiting instructions from Jadall bin-Khalid Who had plans for a dastardly deed But there was […]

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Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

William Shatner is flying on a jet And he is out of work It’s stormy out and it’s quite wet But he’s not Captain Kirk He’s travelling with his trophy wife Who tells him not to smoke She’s known him almost all his life And thinks he’s a splendid bloke But soon after the plane departs And there’s nowhere for […]

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Classical Composers Whom I Have Admired

  Ludwig’s music is incredible And Wolfgang’s never missed Franz’s music is almost edible Both of them, Schubert and Lizst Peter Ilyad’s music is capricious And hardly ever arbitrary Johan Sebastian still can reach us Just ask my cousin Larry To tell the truth, I have three cousins But not one is named Larry They spend the summer in the Hamptons […]