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My Visual Analysis

9 Dec 2018 — Leave a comment

Analysis of The Virgin Mary with Saints Thomas Aquinas and Paul
by Bernardo Daddi, in Florence, Italy, 1335

the virgin mary
It’s another painting with the Virgin Mary
And she’s with two Saints, and one is hairy
It’s done very well, this fact is true
And the Virgin Mary is wearing blue

Each of them have different poses
I wonder how they feel when the panel  closes?
The Virgin Mary is looking down
And everyone’s skin is very brown

The atmosphere is very static
The scaling is definitely hieratic
The saints appear to be litigious
The theme of this painting is quite religious

 

Available Rock Band Names

2 Oct 2018 — Leave a comment

The following is a small sampling of available Rock Band names:

1. The Weepers

2. The Leepers

3. The Night School Creepers

4. The Smelly Neighbors

5. Cheese on Rye, Ask Not Why

6. The Eczema Experience

7. The Face Slappers

8. The Ear Benders

9. Five Rude Dudes

10. Next Time Let’s Take The Stairs

 

 

The Great Wave

8 May 2018 — Leave a comment

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Do you know the name of this painting?
I will give you a hint
It was done by a Master Artist
Using a woodblock print

He changed his address 100 times
He was constantly on the move
He would fill each house with all of his drawings
And they would eventually have to move

It’s Hokusai’s “The Great Wave off Kanagawa”
I think that it’s just great
He lived in Japan in the Edo Period
Which ended in 1868 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hokusai

And here is my version:

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Name That Tune

13 Aug 2017 — Leave a comment

tchaikovsky

 

Here is a little ditty
That I think is almost heavenly
I think it’s very witty
And it premiered in 1870

It was written Peter Ilyad T.
Whose birthday is May 7th
It is 600 bars long, you see
And here are the first eleven